The following post was written Sept. 18th 2005, but I think it’s worth pushing to the front again given the latest stock market convulsions. I think I’ll add a few bits to it as I go along.
“TigerTom’s guide to succeeding in a PLC, without actually making any money:
- Downsize the workforce (fire people);
- Mergers and acquisitions;
- Rebrand the company (logo change);
- Outsource everything;
- Apply the latest management theory, whether it’s suitable or not (‘internal markets’, anyone?);
- Sell your shares and hop to another job before the company goes t*ts-up.
The first duty of any company is to _make a fat net profit_. None of the above accomplish this, but they looks good to Wall St.
Run through them three times in your ‘career’, then you’re old enough to retire!”
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Capitalism is a shared belief system. I’ll accept that piece of paper from you for my good or service because I believe it has negotiable value. Crashes happen when the faithful stop believing. Last man out is left with the baby.